May 2013
thecapricaydiaries:
poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
OH HAPPY DAY
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
sexnoise:
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
“Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via le-coeur-retreci)
“You are, at once, both the quiet and the confusion of my heart.”
– Franz Kafka (via goste)
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
blondemess666:
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
Yep.
“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
– J.K. Rowling (via creatingaquietmind)
